December 2011
Anonymous asked: Parents can be crazy! I am spending my New Years with my friend, and they told me the same thing, along with "this is a family holiday". I wouldn't mind banging "some cutie patootie tonight", but it will be awkward since I know my ex will probably be there, and I don't want to have drama. Hope you're not in the same situation! I want to meet someone new for...
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i can’t fucking stand my mother. i CANNOT. sometimes i wish i could have been a son. then, i could talk about staying out for new years without her assuming i’m going to fuck everyone in the interim. i tell her i’ll be partying a ten minute drive from our house and staying there so as to avoid driving under the influence. her response?
“do what you want with your body but...
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i think it’s time to bust out the white zinfandel
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if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
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Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men’s... →
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red-roman:
I don’t know why this hasn’t been reblogged yet.
Here is the link to the University of Surrey’s report
“Researchers gave a group of men and women quotes from the British lad mags FHM, Loaded, Nuts and Zoo, as well as excerpts from interviews with actual convicted rapists originally published in the book The Rapist Files. The participants couldn’t...
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Anonymous asked: Topless tuesday post today?
“If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.””
—Henry Rollins